First Trimester

I'm pregnant, hurray!

In which our main character discovers she's pregnant and deals with first trimester miscarriage jitters.

Meet Irina

Mallorie makes a new friend from the Ukraine who shares her different outlook on life and parenting.

Clothes Shopping

In Which Mallorie gets maternity clothes with her mom.


On why it's OK to clean the litter box while pregnant.

First Doctor's Visit

In which Mallorie goes to her first OB appointment and has a pretty crappy experience. 

Coming Out

Mallorie discovers one of her best friends is transgendered.

Bad Information

Why Mallorie has to switch medical practices...

New House

A series of general first trimester pregnancy strips and the story of how Mallorie and Jon bought their first house.


Just what it says on the tin!

Second Trimester

Ultrasound and bad doctors

Mal has the all important anatomy ultrasound and deals with crappy doctors.

Water Aerobics

Being unable to continue Kendo, Mallorie tries prenatal water aerobics.


The fetus gains personality.


Mallorie gets goats to deal with poison ivy and falls in love.

Path to a Doula

More bad doctors lead to a logical conclusion.

Third Trimester

Home Stretch

Mallorie is in the homestretch of pregnancy.